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Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

james — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:15:50 -0000

I like sports, but i'm not obsessed with the ESPN hosts like some people are. Some espn nuts think that everything the hosts do on ESPN is brilliant. Chris Berman sucks ass, he thinks he is bigger than the game itself. Sean Salisbury is full of himself too. And how does Rush Limbaugh get fired, but Dana Jacobson keeps her job for saying "Fuck Jesus"? Oh I know why, because she is getting fucked by her boss. Pretty much every host on ESPN sucks, they all think they are the shit. I know I hurt some ESPN fans feelings, because the guys that are in love with espn have man crushes on the hosts.

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

Anonymous — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:44:45 -0000

http://deadspin.com/351147/chris-berman-is-somewhat-perturbed-with-the-help

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

Phil — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:28:44 -0000

I don't know how he keeps his job. Once every couple of months the local sports radio station routinely talks about how much Berman and Stuart Scott suck. How does no one at espn see this. One of the great mysteries of our time.

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

Noel Dieterich — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:27:52 -0000

I hate Chris Berman and his cum-guzzling voice so much that I finally did a google search to find others who are as viscerally upset by his act. It is to the point that I now instinctively change the channel when I hear his voice. Now can we talk about Linda "who do I blow next to keep my job" Cohn? WTF is up with her?

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

Chris — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:22:50 -0000

What are you guys talking about. Berman is the man. I love his sentence long nick names that he can't get out before the clip is over. I also love how he talks himself out of breath and then has to take a huge gasp of air. Bottom line is that I love how Berman tries to make himself the show and how he tries to make every single call the call of the decade. Did I mention that Berman and Jackson have been doing football for 20 years. Just ask him, he'll tell ya. I'm not even going to talk about how cool his infant noises are.

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

Brizzle — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:04:34 -0000

FUCK CHRIS BERMAN!!! Sparky you are a fucking douche and you should go take your proper place an fellate Berman then you should both die fiery deaths.

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

ROB — Sun, 12 Feb 2006 15:09:51 -0000

Chris "I am a fat-ass" Berman needs to go. He's needs to push himself back, back, back, back, from the all you can eat buffet!!!!!!!!!

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

Mike — Sun, 12 Feb 2006 15:07:39 -0000

Chris Berman and Stuart Scott SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why won't they die???????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

Harper — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:37:47 -0000

Berman should be made into glue.

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

Sparky — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 15:40:07 -0000

ESPN and Chris Berman are f*ing amazing, all should know this. WHOOP!!!

Re: Why Chris Berman Sucks

fire berman — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 17:34:44 -0000

I cant even watch any espn show if chris berman is on it or that dumb ass stu either. the sound of bermans voice makes me puke.